Glumele de azi:

  1. Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
  2. Borrow money from pessimists - they don’t expect it back.
  3. Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
  4. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
  5. What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
  6. What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man’s undivided attention!

Si preferata mea….. Da ati ghicit este cu Chuck Norris:

  • Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ Windows will crash.
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