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Americanii sunt cei mai haiosi cand vine vorba de cunostinte generale. Unii dintre ei dau raspunsuri apocaliptice in doar cateva secunde fara nici o ezitare sau jena, altii stau pe ganduri vreo 3-4 secunde pana sa dea un raspuns poate si mai stupid. Priviti urmatoarele scene si intrebati-va daca nu cumva prostia din tara noastra a ajuns si pe meleagurile Natiunilor Unite. Just watch and laugh:

Nici britanicii nu sunt mai increzatori in cunostintele generale proprii insa parca Americanii sunt mai haiosi:

I. Care e avantajul de a face sex in grup?
R. Daca ai treaba, poti sa pleci.
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Doi prieteni discuta pe strada:
- Tu ai facut vreodata sex in trei?
- Nu!
- Atunci, du-te repede acasa, poate mai apuci!
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Discutie intre doua prietene:
-auzi draga,te-ai uitat vreodata in ochii sotului tau in timp ce faceai dragoste?
-Da!
-Si el ce facea?
-Statea ca boul in usa si se uita.
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I: Cum se face dragoste dupa orarul de vara ?
R : Se da limba cu o ora inainte.
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-Cum poti lua S.I.D.A?
-Prin mucoasa anala, mucoasa vaginala, mucoasa bucala si mucoasa de 16 ani!
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Sala de cinema, intuneric.
- Iubito, hai sa na sarutam.
- Acum?dupa ce mi-ai dat mu*e?
- Cine, eu ???!
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Discutie intre doua blonde:
Prima: Draga, aseara mi-am facut testul de sarcina.
A doua (foarte mirata): Si au fost grele intrebarile?

Ce simpatica e pisicutza :D.

Glumele de azi:

1. Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
2. Borrow money from pessimists - they don’t expect it back.
3. Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
4. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
5. What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
6. What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man’s undivided attention!

Si preferata mea….. Da ati ghicit este cu Chuck Norris:

• Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ Windows will crash.

Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day’s fishing.
At lunchtime, the man opens a can of cider.
“Can I have some, Grandpa?” asks the boy.
“I tell you what, son,” replies Grandpa. “Can your willy touch your backside?”
“No, Grandpa.”
“Then you can’t have any cider.”
Later on, Grandpa gets out his cigarettes.
“Can I have one, Grandpa?”
Grandpa replies, “Can your willy touch your backside?”
“No.”
“Then it’s no to a cigarette.”
On the way home, they pass a newsagent’s and each of them buys a scratch card. Grandpa wins nothing, Grandson wins
£2,000.
“Are you going to share some of your winnings with me, son?” asks Grandpa.
The boy replies, “I tell you what, can your willy touch your backside?”
“It sure can,” replies Grandpa confidently.
“Then go fu*k yourself.”

Two kids were arguing in the playground.
“My dad’s a better darts player than your dad,” said the first boy.
“No he ain’t,” said the second boy. “My dad got the highest score last week.”
“OK, OK, but my mum’s better than your mum.”
“Yeah, alright, my dad says the same thing.”

Billy: Mummy, mummy, I’ve discovered how babies are made. I saw daddy put his willy in your mouth last night.
Mom: No, that’s not right, replied mummy, that’s how I get my expensive jewellery.